It Is Time To Make War Upon Those Who Hate Us!Posted: March 21, 2013
My name is Doc Liberty and I’m putting together a special team, and I need me eight mercenaries. Eight ruthless American Conservatives and/or Libertarian mercenaries. Now, y’all might’ve heard rumors about the ass whooping is happening soon. Well, we’ll be starting a little earlier. We’re gonna be dropped into Washington DC, dressed as lobbyists. And once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… crushing communists (liberals) and GOP establishment pogues. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Reagan era, cross all these blue states, fight my way through traffic and jump out of a frickin’ Town Car to teach the libs & GOP establishment lessons in humanity. Libs & GOP pogues ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of liberty-hatin’, mass monkey spanking’ maniacs and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every son of a bitch we find wearin’ patchouli or talking about Karl Rove with respect, they’re gonna be shown the error of their ways . Now, I’m the direct descendant of a patriotic, freedom fightin’ ruthless, Constitutionalist. That means I got a little spirit of our founders in me. And our battle plan will be that of a patriotic resistance. We will be cruel to the libs & GOP pogues, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the re-educated, recycled, and converted bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. The libs & GOP pogues won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our Constitutions, and the edge of our wit. And the libs/GOP pogues will be sickened by us, and they will talk about us, and they will fear us. And when the communist rat bastards/GOP pogues close their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us, the Constitution & liberty they are tortured with. Sound good?
Doc Liberty – The Unknown Inglorious Basterd